January 2012
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to do tomorrow
go to the bookstore and buy new headphones
go to the atm
homework
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Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The internet is really really great
Jack Harkness: So how about Saturday?
frostitution:
its not gay if its for a klondike bar
adriofthedead:
hello 911?
yes hi
I’d like to report a missing ability to draw
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twyll:
i just realized
sometimes when people are nice that means they’re flirting
I thought “flirting” meant throwing shitty pickup lines at each other!!!!!!
i didn’t know there was a subtle way to do it
oh whoa
i probably missed like a billion instances of people flirting with my colleagues because i thought they were being legitimately nice
time to re-evaluate my life.
IKR!
flirting...
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I WENT TO THE GYM TODAY!
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to do today
dothestarswithyou:
work
gym
laundry
homework???
library
MERLIN
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gleejustjessica:
4 Minutes-Glee Version A...
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listofmisunderstandings:
Zak and Sara
Ben...
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to do today
work
gym
laundry
homework???
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deesarrachi liked your post: corpusinvictus started following you omg my other…
corpusinvictus liked your post: corpusinvictus started following you omg my other…
idkmybffspock liked your post: corpusinvictus started following you omg my other…
OH TUMBLR FAMILY
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“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to...”
– John Updike (via aaknopf)
Always and forever.
(via rachelfershleiser)
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*listening a love song*
normal person: omg this song is about the one I love and me
me: omg this song is about my gay otp
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How Tumblr introduced me to Sherlock
Tumblr: Look at all of these posts about this TV show!
Me: Oh neat, they made a TV show about Sherlock Holmes.
Tumblr: Sherlock.
Tumblr: Sherlock.
Tumblr: SHERLOCK.
Me: Is that Martin Freem--
Tumblr: SHERLOCK.
Me: Who's Benedict Cumber--
Tumblr: SHERLOCK.
Me: Interesting.
Tumblr: EVERYTHING IS SHERLOCK.
Me: I think I should watch an episode of Sherl-
Tumblr: SHERLOCK.
Me: ... just to see what all the fuss is about.
Tumblr: FUCKING SHERLOCK.
Me: Oh.
Me: Um.
Me: Holy shit.
Tumblr: Sherlock?
Me: Sherlock.
Tumblr: SHERLOCK.
Me: SHERLOCK.
Me: SHERLOCK.
Me: SHERLOCK.
Me: SHERLOCK.
Me: SHERLOCK.
Me: SHERLOCK.
Me: SHERLOCK.
The Invention of the Heterosexual →
The history of straightness is much shorter than you’d think. An expert explains its origins.
Blank mentions her personal story at the beginning of her provocative new history of heterosexuality, “Straight,” as a way of illustrating just how artificial our notions of “straightness” really are. In her book, Blank, a writer and historian who has written extensively about sexuality and culture,...
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500daysofabstinence:
On a scale of one to someone dying on a MRI scan
how tragically beautiful am I?
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Just a quick question...
geniusbee:
nekoconsulting:
If you say that Moffat’s sexist and you hate his writing…
then why do you watch Sherlock and Doctor Who?
Maybe this doesn’t apply to me because I certainly don’t hate Moffat’s writing and I don’t think he’s actively sexist. I do think he can be careless with his words in interviews, and that probably comes from a bit of overconfidence on his part, but again I...
idkmybffspock:
dothestarswithyou:
corpusinvictus started following you
omg
my other husbando has followed me….
YOU MEAN HABIBI NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO APPRECIATE DOTH?! HABIBI!
I wouldn’t blame you.
wats that supposed to mean
helpful drawing tips
owlpellets:
whenever i get down about how much progress i am or am not making with my ~art skills~
i look at this picture
preach it, cow suit neck face man
preach it.
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So cool story
churroinyourmouth:
a dog just tried to friend me on facebook
I think my headache is veering into migraine territory :|
I should probably get off the computer SIGH
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pushingcrazies replied to your post: not to complain by any means but why have I gotten…
Because you are quality, love.
bellizyfizz:
dothestarswithyou:
bellizyfizz:
dothestarswithyou:
bellizyfizz:
i think
i
really like sylvestor with sideburns
me
too
dfjdfvhjfdjfv
sARA NO
u cant stop me
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not to complain by any means but why have I gotten three followers in rapid succession tonight???
bellizyfizz:
dothestarswithyou:
bellizyfizz:
i think
i
really like sylvestor with sideburns
me
too
dfjdfvhjfdjfv
bellizyfizz:
i think
i
really like sylvestor with sideburns
me
too
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corpusinvictus started following you
omg
my other husbando has followed me….
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knownprofessionallyasthewoman:
dothestarswithyou:
knownprofessionallyasthewoman started following you
omg it’s you with the url
omg thanks hi :D
HEY hello there!!
#the only gif i have on this pc is the ‘who the hell do you think you are’ gif #and somehow that doesnt strike me as fitting
oh that’s ok I’ll just use double the gifs to make up for it
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idkmybffspock replied to your post: Damn, I’m lucky I know Doth.
WELL YOU BRING A SMILE TO MY FACE WHEN WE YELL AT EACH OTHER OVER THE INTERNET.
AW MAN SAME HERE! :D
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midnightstrollin started following you
thanks! :D
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knownprofessionallyasthewoman started following you
omg it’s you with the url
omg thanks hi :D
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idkmybffspock asked: Damn, I'm lucky I know Doth.