you and me and the galaxy

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Agnes arranged the flowers in Lancre fashion, which was to hold the pot with one hand and the bouquet in the other and forcibly bring the two into conjunction.

It appears Agnes and I share decorating habits. (Maskerade, Terry Pratchett)

05/21/12

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You think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

Havelock Vetinari (via theskythief)

05/19/12

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If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.

Terry Pratchett.

Truer words were never written

(via kroblues)

05/18/12

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It’s all lies, she thought muzzily. Some of them are prettier than others, that’s all. People see what they think is there. Even I’m a lie. But I’m getting away with it.

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment (via iceageheatwave)

05/18/12

Ponder Stibbons, Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic

Ponder Stibbons, Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic

05/14/12

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No one had asked her, before she was born, whether she wanted a lovely personality or whether she’d prefer, say, a miserable personality but a body that could take a size 9 in dresses. Instead, people would take pains to tell her that beauty was only skin-deep, as if a man ever fell for an attractive pair of kidneys.

Maskerade, Terry Pratchett (via reverse-mermaid)

05/14/12

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

424. It’s always surprising to be reminded that while you’re watching and thinking about people, all knowing and superior, they’re watching and thinking about you, right back at you.

05/14/12

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A chocolate you did not want to eat does not count as a chocolate. This discovery is from the same branch of culinary physics that determined that food eaten while walking contains no calories.

Terry Pratchett, The Thief of Time (via space-munchies)

05/12/12

scorpioncutie:

finished

wow Will looking pretty kawaii

05/12/12

Japan? Japan what are you doing?

05/12/12

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

422. Don’t hold with schools. They get in the way of education.

05/12/12

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You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it’s just a cage.

Witches Abroad (via esmereldaweatherwax)

05/8/12

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Gods didn’t mind atheists, if they were deep, hot, fiery atheists like Simony, who spend their whole life not believing, spend their whole life hating gods for not existing. That sort of atheism was a rock. It was nearly belief.

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods (via 3parts)

05/7/12

agentsandyquinn:

Maladict and Polly from Monstrous Regiment. Yes, I know Polly was supposed to be a blonde, but I recalled red-headed fanart and didn’t remember to check. Whoops.

Dedicated both to Maladicts (because c’mon, the name) and to my girlfriend whose hairstyle I stole for Maladict.

05/6/12

vicmin:

Unmentionables Assemble by ~Kate-Kyrillion

Avengers/Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Holy shit this is great. XD Click the link for some excellent character descriptions.

05/4/12

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